Santana:
Hey Ems, what's up? How was your weekend?
Emily:
Oh it was amazing.. Maya came over and then we had this big family dinner and afterwards mind-blowing sex all night long in a room full of candles with special effect lighting... and we did it again and again and again and ...
Santana:
...
Emily:
You okay?
Santana:
Yeah... sure... I'm sorry...
Emily:
Oh my god are you crying?
Santana:
No... no no... *sobs*... it's just... I think I'm going crazy, but everytime I try to kiss Brittany such a person with a yellow hat comes around and pulls me away from her... the only times it doesn't happen is when we're either in the basement or in my bedroom closet...
Emily:
Oh gosh, San, that's just awful, what does Brittany say about all this?